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Whizzinator Douchebag Repellent Spray For Douchebag Behavior Dudes.

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Douchebag Repellent

Arm yourself with a can of Douchebag Repellent, 100% guaranteed to “Kill Douchebags Dead on Contact”. Now available in Extra Strength! Learn how to defend yourself physically it can give you the confidence and skills to stand up to douchebags and protect yourself from harm.

$13.00

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Douchebag Repellent

This product called douche bag spray is offered as a technique to deter or prevent douchebag behavior. As a kind of self-defense against douchebags, it is often a personal care product that can be applied on the skin or clothing.

Douche bag sprays come in a variety of varieties; some of them may contain natural substances like herbs or essential oils that are thought to have repellent effects, while others may contain synthetic ones. This spray is promoted as a technique to increase assertiveness and confidence, while others might be made to make the user less appealing to jerks.

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Address:Alternative Lifestyle SystemsLas Vegas, NV

Email:lifestylealternative@gmail.com

Phone:888-895-7016

Hours of Operation:Monday - Friday: 9:00 am – 5:00 pm (PST)

Feel free to reach out to us via email or phone during our operational hours.
We're here to assist you!

How can I track my order?

Once your order has been processed and shipped

Contact Us: If you encounter any issues or haven't received tracking information,
contact our customer support team at lifestylealternative@gmail.com or call us
at 888-895-7016 during our operational hours (Monday to Friday, 9:00 am – 5:00 pm PST).
We'll be happy to assist you.

Your satisfaction is important to us, and we're dedicated to ensuring a smooth delivery
process for your order.

Can I exchange an item?

Yes.

Exchange Policy

At Alternative Lifestyle Systems, we strive for your satisfaction with every purchase.
If, for any reason, you're not entirely satisfied with your product, we offer a
straightforward exchange policy within 14 days of receipt.

Conditions for Exchange:

Unused Condition: Ensure the item remains unused and in its original condition.
Packaging and Documentation: Return the product with its original packaging
and any enclosed documentation intact.

Exchange Process:

Return Procedure: Initiate the exchange by returning the product to us within the
stipulated 14-day period from the delivery date. The responsibility for the product lies
with you until it reaches our facilities.
Inspection and Determination: Upon receipt, we'll inspect the returned product
within 30 days. If the product is unused and in its original state, we'll proceed with the
Refund Consideration: If the returned product meets our criteria, we'll process an
exchange or issue a refund, deducting the original delivery charge.

Important Notes:
Products must be shipped back within 14 days of delivery unless otherwise notified
by us.
For your security, it's advisable to use a delivery service that offers insurance
coverage for the value of the goods.

Do you offer refunds?

At Alternative Lifestyle Systems, we prioritize your satisfaction with every purchase.

Should you find yourself unsatisfied with a product, we offer a refund under certain conditions:

Conditions for Refund:
Unused and Original Condition: Return the product in its original, unused condition within 14 days of receipt.
Packaging and Documentation: Ensure the product is returned with its original packaging and any enclosed documentation intact.

Refund Procedure:

Return Process: Initiate the refund process by sending back the product within 14 days from the delivery date. The responsibility for the product lies with you until it reaches our facilities.
Inspection and Determination: Upon receiving the returned product, we'll conduct a thorough inspection within 30 days. Refunds are subject to our discretion based on the product's condition.
Refund Issuance: If the returned product meets our criteria of being unused and in its original state, we'll proceed to issue a refund, deducting the original delivery charge.

Important Notes:

Products must be shipped back within 14 days of delivery unless otherwise notified by us.
For your security, we recommend using a delivery service that offers insurance coverage for the value of the goods until they reach our facilities.

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This product is not intended for any illegal purpose. Nor is it to be used to defeat lawfully administered drug tests.

The Whizzinator Touch is a registered trademark of Alternative Lifestyle Systems, INC. The Whizzinator Touch is a unique product. You must follow all federal, state and local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products sold by Alternative Lifestyle Systems. Alternative Lifestyle Systems, and any of its affiliates are not responsible for your misuse, and/or violation of any federal, state, or local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products.

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